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Post by ruthlessAGGRESSOR on Sept 25, 2007 7:50:27 GMT -5
TITLE: A NIGHT AT THE ROMANOS
Show up late night 'cause we all gotta pee But Maria's in the bathroom brushing her teeth So we pop in and chill on the couch Spittin 20 different accents out of our mouths Cheryl on the left, Steve on the right It's just as fun at all times of the night
Chorus: A night at the Romanos Better than you know When there's nowhere else to go To the Romanos! The Romanos!
(Talking: Oli: So one night, quiet as a mouse, we snuck up to the window of the playhouse, and saw Maria and Welchie... Bouter: Son, shut your mouth! Oli: No! I swear! She had the whip out! Bouter: Oh my! Was it grusome to the eyes? Oli: Yeah, and Welchie was Both: choking on his popcorn, and beating it stalefish to the mullet poster! Bouter: And so we ran away!
Chorus
Insane drum/harmonica breakdown
After all this, we still love to visit Over time, we started to miss it It's not quite the same, what the fuck Welchie's gone (in unison:) and webber hates us! But it's okay, it's all right We'll still party with the Romanos til the morning light
Chorus x2
Where to go? Where to go? The Romanos!
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Post by ruthlessAGGRESSOR on Sept 25, 2007 7:53:45 GMT -5
Even With My Seatbelt On, I Still Went Through The Windshield
Penguins are silly They dress in tuxedos They probably beat off To fucking Don Vito!
Chorus: Well oh my god! Holy fuck! Fuzzy bear, You fucking suck! Bow down to us Or you get death! We're wet Screams! Fuck the rest!
This shit is religion We fucked a pigeon And a goat! 27 chickens, and a big old horsee And Blakey nailed a llama, of course, of course
Chorus
Oh. My. God Ho-ly fuck! Fuz-zy bear. You fuck-ing suck! (x4)
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Post by ruthlessAGGRESSOR on Sept 25, 2007 7:57:13 GMT -5
TITLE: Oh, Gordo<3
Has there been a man As pure as him? Still so pristine After so many sins. He hates Hannaford, BJs, and Walmart He likes the ladies, and he likes 'em tart!
Chorus: Oh, Gordo! The finest man you'll ever know! Gordo, Oh Gordo! He's so beautiful!
He brings ELSDs to Ocean Park He once hit a golf ball across the sea! It started at the Soda Fountain And landed at UNE!
Chorus
Oh Gordo, oh Gordo x3
insane keyboard breakdown
Chorus
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Post by ruthlessAGGRESSOR on Sept 25, 2007 16:28:15 GMT -5
There will be heavy Slitjig influences on the new Wet Screams album; there will even be a nice Redline Republic diss!
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