Post by ByeBurke on Apr 24, 2008 18:34:02 GMT -5
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THis is the first ever SVRA Portland Pirate Player Awards Presentation. They have been selected by me, but Im sure most of you will agree. But if not feel free to add who you think should be the winners. These are all about the players not us, I was gonna have ones for us but to avoid fights and brawls I did not include them. ANy player who has suited up for the Pirates this season is elgible.
Jakub Klepis Award
Awarded to the player who is a good player but not as good as we make him out to be but we fucking love him to death
[glow=red,2,300][shadow=red,left,300]07-08 Winner - Darryl Bootland[/shadow][/glow]
06-07 Winner - Peterri Wirtanen
Brian Sutherby Award
Awarded to the player that just cant seem to go healthy all season long and is a good player that we miss dearly while he is injured
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Winner - Bruno St. Jacques[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Tim Brent
Nathan Marsters Award
Awarded to a goalie who starts off hawt and ends up sawking mad wang between the pipes later on after we praise him ot be the next Jani Hurme
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Winner - Mike McKenna[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Dov-Grumet Morris
Darcy Verot Award
Awarded to a cheapshot/brawler player who you once hated then liked when on your team and when hes gone or will be gone you really dont like him again
[glow=red,2,300][shadow=red,left,300]07-08 Winner - Jay Leach[/shadow][/glow]
06-07 Winner - Shawn Thornton
Steve Poapst Award
Awarded to a player who you really dont acknowledge while hes on the team, but when hes gone you miss what he brought to the team
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Winner - Clay Wilson[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Kent Huskins
Simon Ferguson Award
Awarded to the player who has a good season followed by a season of blowing dick game after game
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Winner - Darryl Bootland ..sorry[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Simon Ferguson
I Am Corey Perry Award
Awarded to the player that we love to just say his name over and over again
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Winner - Stephen Dixon[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Peterri Wirtanen
Curtis Cruickshank Award
Awarded to the goalie who is a bigger or equal sieve to the former Pirates great Curtis Cruickshank
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Co-Winners - Mike McKenna and Gerald Coleman[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Mike Wall
Timmy Time Award
Awarded to the player when you need something the most will come through at the best of times
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Co-Winners - Jason King and Andrew Ebbett[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Tim Brent
Trent Whitfield Award
Awarded to the player who is a leader, fan fav, basically is the team and a great guy overall, when he is gone, you miss him more and more every game
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Winner - Bobby Ryan[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Zenon Konopka
Why Is He Here? Award
Awarded to the player who makes you say Why is he here? because he sucks soo much dong
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Winner - Eric Weinrich[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Mike Wall
Chris Hajt Award
Awarded to the defensemen who has times where he can dominate but at times he looks more lost out there than Manute Bol
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Winner - Eric Weinrich[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Aaron Rome
Shane Hynes Award
Awarded to the player who shouldve stayed at college for his senior year cause he is earning a one way ticket to hell as of right now
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Winner - Ryan Dingle[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Brian Salcido
Michel Periard Award
Awarded to the player who you forget everytime you see him that he is still on this team and you wonder, but why?
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Tri-Winners - Brandon Segal, Joe Callahan, and Michal Birner[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Joe Rullier
Hate Is A Strong Word But I Really Don't Like You Award
Awarded to the player you fucking hate
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Co-Winners - Simon Ferguson and Eric Weinrich[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Colby Genoway
THis is the first ever SVRA Portland Pirate Player Awards Presentation. They have been selected by me, but Im sure most of you will agree. But if not feel free to add who you think should be the winners. These are all about the players not us, I was gonna have ones for us but to avoid fights and brawls I did not include them. ANy player who has suited up for the Pirates this season is elgible.
Jakub Klepis Award
Awarded to the player who is a good player but not as good as we make him out to be but we fucking love him to death
[glow=red,2,300][shadow=red,left,300]07-08 Winner - Darryl Bootland[/shadow][/glow]
06-07 Winner - Peterri Wirtanen
Brian Sutherby Award
Awarded to the player that just cant seem to go healthy all season long and is a good player that we miss dearly while he is injured
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Winner - Bruno St. Jacques[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Tim Brent
Nathan Marsters Award
Awarded to a goalie who starts off hawt and ends up sawking mad wang between the pipes later on after we praise him ot be the next Jani Hurme
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Winner - Mike McKenna[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Dov-Grumet Morris
Darcy Verot Award
Awarded to a cheapshot/brawler player who you once hated then liked when on your team and when hes gone or will be gone you really dont like him again
[glow=red,2,300][shadow=red,left,300]07-08 Winner - Jay Leach[/shadow][/glow]
06-07 Winner - Shawn Thornton
Steve Poapst Award
Awarded to a player who you really dont acknowledge while hes on the team, but when hes gone you miss what he brought to the team
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Winner - Clay Wilson[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Kent Huskins
Simon Ferguson Award
Awarded to the player who has a good season followed by a season of blowing dick game after game
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Winner - Darryl Bootland ..sorry[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Simon Ferguson
I Am Corey Perry Award
Awarded to the player that we love to just say his name over and over again
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Winner - Stephen Dixon[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Peterri Wirtanen
Curtis Cruickshank Award
Awarded to the goalie who is a bigger or equal sieve to the former Pirates great Curtis Cruickshank
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Co-Winners - Mike McKenna and Gerald Coleman[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Mike Wall
Timmy Time Award
Awarded to the player when you need something the most will come through at the best of times
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Co-Winners - Jason King and Andrew Ebbett[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Tim Brent
Trent Whitfield Award
Awarded to the player who is a leader, fan fav, basically is the team and a great guy overall, when he is gone, you miss him more and more every game
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Winner - Bobby Ryan[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Zenon Konopka
Why Is He Here? Award
Awarded to the player who makes you say Why is he here? because he sucks soo much dong
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Winner - Eric Weinrich[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Mike Wall
Chris Hajt Award
Awarded to the defensemen who has times where he can dominate but at times he looks more lost out there than Manute Bol
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Winner - Eric Weinrich[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Aaron Rome
Shane Hynes Award
Awarded to the player who shouldve stayed at college for his senior year cause he is earning a one way ticket to hell as of right now
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Winner - Ryan Dingle[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Brian Salcido
Michel Periard Award
Awarded to the player who you forget everytime you see him that he is still on this team and you wonder, but why?
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Tri-Winners - Brandon Segal, Joe Callahan, and Michal Birner[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Joe Rullier
Hate Is A Strong Word But I Really Don't Like You Award
Awarded to the player you fucking hate
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]07-08 Co-Winners - Simon Ferguson and Eric Weinrich[/glow][/shadow]
06-07 Winner - Colby Genoway
