Post by ByeBurke on May 26, 2008 22:25:05 GMT -5
Patrick Kaleta
Orientation
Straight
Favorite Memory
Blowing Lindy Ruff before a game vs Ottawa for playing time, followed by an asshole eating session at Buffalo Wings N Things post-game
What He Does On the Bus
Prank calls Simon Ferguson reminding him that he blows at hockey
Jhonas Enroth
Orientation
Sooooo gay
Favorite Memory
Accidently received nude pics of Jiri Tlusty, they were meant for Maxim Kondrateev
What He Does On the Bus
Pokes Barry Lavoie
Felix Schultz
Orientation
Gay
Favorite Memory
Skipping rocks in the Red Sea with Peterri Wirtanen pregame back when they played Bantams together
What He Does On the Bus
Teaches Mancari German and B2's SPHL games
Dylan Hunter
Orientation
Gay
Favorite Memory
Worked as a stripper at a strip joint in Hawaii at age 17
What He Does On the Bus
Plants pubic hairs on Kaleta while he sleeps, at times he humms Umbrella by RiHanna
Derek Whitmore
Orientation
Gay!
Favorite Memory
Telling a rent-a-cop to gobble on his tenderloin at Six Flags St. Louis
What He Does On the Bus
Steals credit card numbers off the web with a program he received thanks to Brandon Segal of the Norfolk Admirals, he then uses the CC numbers to buy unopened Mondos on eBay
Nathan Gerbe
Orientation
Super Gay
Favorite Memory
Beating off in the locker room while playing a game vs UMaine at the Alfond, also adds that he wishes he could grow about one foot
What He Does On The Bus
smokes the Pineapple Express while searching for Unicorns with a non-existent Neil Patrick Harris
Marc-Andre Gragani
Orientation
Gay
Favorite Memory
Robbing the Stadium with Curtis Glencross (ex-bf)
What He Does On the Bus
Dreams of Woody Lane
Marek Zapagran
Orientation
Gay
Favorite Memory
Doesnt have one
What He Does On The Bus
Busts out insane growls to Emmure tunes, also makes faces at Bouck on the Jungle Bus, who never got let off it, due to the fact he jizzed on all the seats
Clarke MacArthur
Orientation
Bi-Sexual
Favorite Memory
slumber party at age 4, watching Land Before Time w/ Gerald Coleman, Slava Kozlov, Amy Lavoie, and Alex Alexeev
What He Does On The Bus
Fingers Enroth's ass hold and constantly says, "I'm Clarke MacArthur" wanting to be former Pirate, Mike Hoffman, once Hoffman appeared and challenged Clarke to a fight, Mike left his right glove on, and then curled up in the bathroom crying, only to soon be comforted and banged by none other than Barry Lavoie, who has no relation to Amy Lavoie
MORE TO COME!
Orientation
Straight
Favorite Memory
Blowing Lindy Ruff before a game vs Ottawa for playing time, followed by an asshole eating session at Buffalo Wings N Things post-game
What He Does On the Bus
Prank calls Simon Ferguson reminding him that he blows at hockey
Jhonas Enroth
Orientation
Sooooo gay
Favorite Memory
Accidently received nude pics of Jiri Tlusty, they were meant for Maxim Kondrateev
What He Does On the Bus
Pokes Barry Lavoie
Felix Schultz
Orientation
Gay
Favorite Memory
Skipping rocks in the Red Sea with Peterri Wirtanen pregame back when they played Bantams together
What He Does On the Bus
Teaches Mancari German and B2's SPHL games
Dylan Hunter
Orientation
Gay
Favorite Memory
Worked as a stripper at a strip joint in Hawaii at age 17
What He Does On the Bus
Plants pubic hairs on Kaleta while he sleeps, at times he humms Umbrella by RiHanna
Derek Whitmore
Orientation
Gay!
Favorite Memory
Telling a rent-a-cop to gobble on his tenderloin at Six Flags St. Louis
What He Does On the Bus
Steals credit card numbers off the web with a program he received thanks to Brandon Segal of the Norfolk Admirals, he then uses the CC numbers to buy unopened Mondos on eBay
Nathan Gerbe
Orientation
Super Gay
Favorite Memory
Beating off in the locker room while playing a game vs UMaine at the Alfond, also adds that he wishes he could grow about one foot
What He Does On The Bus
smokes the Pineapple Express while searching for Unicorns with a non-existent Neil Patrick Harris
Marc-Andre Gragani
Orientation
Gay
Favorite Memory
Robbing the Stadium with Curtis Glencross (ex-bf)
What He Does On the Bus
Dreams of Woody Lane
Marek Zapagran
Orientation
Gay
Favorite Memory
Doesnt have one
What He Does On The Bus
Busts out insane growls to Emmure tunes, also makes faces at Bouck on the Jungle Bus, who never got let off it, due to the fact he jizzed on all the seats
Clarke MacArthur
Orientation
Bi-Sexual
Favorite Memory
slumber party at age 4, watching Land Before Time w/ Gerald Coleman, Slava Kozlov, Amy Lavoie, and Alex Alexeev
What He Does On The Bus
Fingers Enroth's ass hold and constantly says, "I'm Clarke MacArthur" wanting to be former Pirate, Mike Hoffman, once Hoffman appeared and challenged Clarke to a fight, Mike left his right glove on, and then curled up in the bathroom crying, only to soon be comforted and banged by none other than Barry Lavoie, who has no relation to Amy Lavoie
MORE TO COME!